
While I was in Las Vegas attending
Black Hat Training, I took some notes on the trip with the intention of blogging them.
At the
airport I was unable to use the E-Check-In kiosk to get my boarding pass. Interesting. I walked over to the ticket counter and checked in with my driver's license and told the woman that I was unable to use the kiosk.
"Oh, you're on the watch-list," she said casually. "Or at least someone with your name is on the list." Very interesting. Apparently I, or at least someone with my name,
pose a significant risk to American aviation. At least I'm not alone, there are apparently 80 thousand of us on the watch list now. I would not be surprised at all if it were actually me and not someone else with my last name. Our paranoid administration
cannot abide disloyalty nor do they value honest and open discussions that call in to question their policies.
Go write a piece of software that crawls the web looking for key phrases indicating dissent and point it at this blog or get a copy of
MoveOn's member list, or the
Electronic Frontier Foundation's or read the mail I send to my representative's in government and you'll find enough material to justify putting a person like me on a watch-list, if you're a paranoid government.
Don't get me wrong, I love my country, but I fear the current incarnation of my government. I frequently express my disagreement with their policies in this forum and others. Last time I checked, there was an
amendment in the U.S. Constitution that gave me the right to speak my mind. I wonder if our current government is using the watch-list as a tool of intimidation?
Nevertheless, they haven't gone completely insane. I'm only on the watch-list and was able to board the plane with no problems. Flying from Kansas City to Las Vegas on a clear day covers some
interesting ground. For such a glitzy city, Las Vegas' airport is pretty lack luster and what's with all the smoking in the airport? I live in a city that has banned smoking inside any public building or business and it's wonderful. Every time I travel and find myself sitting inside a restaurant and smelling cigarette smoke, I'm reminded of how great it is to live in a place where smoking has been relegated to it's rightful place. I hope more cities will follow suit.
The line to catch a cab from the airport to the strip was long, but it moved pretty quickly. After a few minutes of waiting and walking through the maze of a line in the desert heat (it's a dry heat), we were in the back of a van on our way to the
hotel. The check-in process was confusing. I made the reservations in my name which didn't help things, but we got it sorted out. Harrah's charges $100 a day as a security deposit and this is refunded when you check out. It's an actual charge, not just a hold. Think about how much interest they must earn on those security deposits.
Having checked ourselves in we went to drop off our things in our rooms. It was then that I realized I'd left my laptop power supply at home. Since we were hungry, we went to find some
food. Harrah's Flavors Buffet is expensive and they have a wide variety of food, but it all has one thing in common, it's not very good.
After dinner, my co-worker and I parted ways. I headed over to
Caesar's Palace to the

advanced check-in for
Black Hat Training. Caersar's Palace is unbelieveably huge, there must be more than
half a million square feet. It's so large that I got lost on my way out. I took a wrong turn and ended up in the
Forum
Shops at Caesar's. I stopped in at the
Niketown and tried on a pair of their
Nike Free 5.0 shoes. They were super comfortable and I'd like to own a pair, but I think $85 is about $30 too much for that particular shoe, there's really not much to it.
I wandered back out of the mall the way I came in and eventually found myself back in the casino. As I was walking out following the signs for "Las Vegas Blvd", I passed by Caesar's
Seahorse Lounge
and noticed a sign for a Black Hat party sponsored by
Debix, a company who's mission is to protect people from identity theft. A short line was forming so I jumped in with the others.
For two hours, Debix bought drinks for several hundred people at this swanky bar. I didn't know anyone there and I'm not much for butting into other people's conversations so I was content to sit and people watch, er geek watch. It was great, I was surrounded by my people, security geeks talking shop.
Debix gave free t-shirts to everyone who came in and encouraged everyone to enter the drawings for a free X-Box and a free iPod. I threw my name in and when it came time for the drawing, I moved across the bar so I could hear the names being drawn. I didn't win. But I did find myself standing next to two people chatting about how their classes were going. One young man was speaking with a rich Scottish accent and was saying his class sucked. Since I was standing right next to him and suspected he might be teaching my class, I asked him who he worked for. "NGS Software," he replied.
"Are you David Litchfield," I said. "Yes," he answered.
"Don't tell me your class sucks, I'm going to be taking it for the next two days."
"No this is a different class. Breakable is going to be great," he countered. And we chatted briefly about the class. I asked him for clarification about what software I should have installed on my laptop and explained that I'd left my power supply at home. Incredibly one of his colleagues had left that day to return to the U.K. but had left his power supply behind. He had the same laptop as me, so Litchfield offered to bring it to class with him. Awesome! I had been afraid that I might be unable to get much hands on work done without it.
On my out of the bar, I asked the hostess if I could have a t-shirt for my co-worker who'd stayed back in his room and she obliged me, which was a pleasant surprise.
The next morning, I woke up and went for a run down the Las Vegas strip. I was still sore from the 4.5 miler I'd done on the previous Saturday and running down the strip at 6:00 a.m. wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be. The Vegas strip is largely fake feeling and it pales in comparison to a real neighborhood or trail run. So at the end of one mile of running, I turned around and ran back to the hotel and decided I'd rest for the next two days and try torecover.
I headed over to the training a half an hour early. The continental breakfast was already laid out and it was quite good, so far as continentals go, decent coffee and lots of it. I was again struck by how large Caesar's Palace was. The hallways in the convention center must be around a quarter mile long and the ceilings are like 25 feet high, it's incredibly wasteful.
I headed to class, reminded Litchfield about the power supply which he hadn't forgotten. He's really a hell of a guy. He had some great information to impart and was incredibly patient with folks in class, even though most came unprepared. They had neglected to read the web site where it said to show up with Oracle pre-installed.
We had a morning break for coffee and baked goods. There was never enough coffee. Don't these people know that most geeks love caffiene and lots of it? Lunch was held in another huge building, though not as posh. It was like an aircraft hanger with AC. Everything inside was painted black. It was pretty classy for a conference; a salad at every setting, rolls, pats of butter, ridiculous service where the waiter puts on your dressing, fancy deserts that I can scarcely afford at a restaurant.
I'd like to see the kitchen that managed to put out these meals. There were hundreds of people eating in this place and all within minutes of one another. On the second day, I walked around and did a quick count -- 10 chairs at each table, seven tables deep and 12 tables wide -- 840 places.
After lunch it was back to class. About halfway through the afternoon session was another break. The afternoon break was supplied with pop, juice and cookies. I snagged a couple extra pops and juices to take back to my hotel room and put on ice. My co-worker chuckled each morning as I met him at my hotel room door and handed him a cold drink. I'm resourceful.
One thing that I really didn't care for at the hotel and the training for that matter was the lack of WiFi internet access. C'mon people, all the cheap crappy hotels I stay at are offering free WiFi, surely Caesar's Palace can afford it too, well probably not, they've got rooms and hallways with 25 foot ceilings that they have to keep cool.
All in all, it was a great trip and I'm really looking forward to attending next year and staying for the briefings. I really wanted to catch
Pete Finnigan's talk on unwrapping Oracle's wrapped packages. If anyone knows where I can get a copy of an unwrap utility, please contact me.
I returned home on Wednesday afternoon and it was nice to be home with my family. I woke up early on Thursday and made it to
Dog Days for my 25th point. The workout wasn't too bad, I'd rested up a bit on Tuesday and Wednesday but still hadn't fully recovered from the previous Saturday. I should know better than to increase my mileage by more than 10% a week.
I haven't run at all now since Thursday and am planning on going to Dog Day's on Monday morning. My mom is going to go and walk the track. I hope I feel 100% in the morning. We shall see.